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25/05/2004: "Conversation with a banker"
Me: My dear lady, I want a small, short term loan like you so kindly offer on your website.
Her: Do you have a job?
Me: I have a job offer and I start soon, that's why I need a loan.
Her: No job, no loan.
Me: Well, if I was already earning my salary, I certainly wouldn't be needing a loan.
Her: So why don't you wait until you start your job?
Me: Because I won't have time to use that money when I'm working, and that's why I need the money now.
Her: Tough shit!
Me: You're dumb, because I'm just about to become a "high net worth individual" and if you trust me now, I'll trust you later with my money.
Her: Sorry, but that's another department.
Me: Goodbye, then.
